*WHENEVER THE NEWS IS SLOW, THE GOSSIP MAGAZINES ALWAYS FILL THEIR PAGES WITH TASTELESS PHOTOS OF “STARS WITH CELLULITE” OR “BAD BEACH BODIES” — BUT “IN TOUCH WEEKLY” HAS A BETTER IDEA THIS WEEK: THEIR COVER STORY IS “101 STARS WITHOUT MAKEUP” — IT WORKS WELL, SINCE YOU GET TO SEE NORMAL HUMAN SKIN, WHICH CELEBRITIES HAVE GOOD CHEEKBONES, ALL THAT STUFF

– AND MANY OF THE COMMENTS ON THEIR WEBSITE ARE INTERESTING — HERE’S A FEW: SOME GUY SAID “YES! MY GIRLFRIEND LOOKS AMAZING WITHOUT MAKEUP, BUT SHE’S SO USED TO DOING HER FACE, SHE CAN’T GO WITHOUT IT. THE TRUTH IS, WHEN SHE WEARS IT, HER SKIN ACTUALLY LOOKS MUCH OLDER, AND WITHOUT IT, SHE LOOKS INCREDIBLE”

– A WOMAN IN HER 20s SAID “WHEN I GOT MARRIED, THE MAKEUP ARTIST SLATHERED ME WITH FOUNDATION & POWDER. WHEN I SAW THE PICTURES, I WAS ‘LIKE OH MY GOD, I HAVE GIANT FOREHEAD WRINKLES!’ I’D HAVE LOOKED BETTER WITH NO MAKEUP AT ALL. OH WELL, LIVE AND LEARN!”

– ANOTHER WOMAN IN HER 20s SAID “I JUST WASH MY FACE, PUT ON LIPSTICK & CALL MYSELF DONE. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO USE FOUNDATION OR CONCEALER, AND EVERYTIME I PUT ON EYELINER, I END UP RUBBING MY EYES ALL DAY LIKE AN EFFING IDIOT”…Don’t miss this giant 2 page spread, stars ranging in age from their 20s to their 50s — NoMakeupStars.notlong.com

When you imagine a fire truck in your head, you probably don’t think of a cute little truck rolling down the street. Here’s a video of a fire truck on the road in Nobleton, Ontario, Canada. So cute!

Two cute little girls learning how to say the word “popsicle” and you think you could find a more adorable video? Not likely.

A woman who called 911 because her husband was unconscious got a rude awakening. The Montgomery County, Maryland operator she was transferred to was sleeping — and snoring — on the job.

The problem was rectified 38 seconds later when her call was transferred to another operator, but not before the snoring was recorded. Audio of the episode, which happened in April, was released earlier this week.

Montgomery Assistant Fire Chief Scott Graham said, “It’s something we certainly don’t want to happen and we don’t think will happen again.”

The sleeping dispatcher, who is trained as both a 911 operator and a firefighter, hasn’t been identified, but he’s been put on administrative leave with pay. He was in the 17th hour of a 24-hour shift that included a six-hour break. He was just 20 minutes away from his break.

What’s better than seeing a $225-thousand Lamborghini Gallardo on the street? How about seeing a $225-thousand Lamborghini Gallardo driven by someone who clearly can’t drive it but tries to show off anyway? Yeah, that’s way better.

Some five-year-old girls play with Barbies, while some watch cartoons. Others practice criminal activities. Here’s a five-year-old picking a lock. It’s pretty impressive. You should see her hotwire a car.